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CAP'N VIOUS


---BE YOUR OWN SAVIOR IN 9 EASY STEPS! IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED FOR ANY REASON, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, GUARANTEED---

9 STEPS TO SELF-SAVIOR

1. Breathe.
2. Be.
3. Laugh..
4. Breathe.
5. Believe.
6. Remember.
7. Breathe.
8. Be.
9. Laugh.

With each lesson learned you get a pop-in visit from Captain Obvious, and it's free of charge. If you act in the next five minutes, make it a good one, because we're rather tired of your bull shit guarantees. Mark

Captain Obvious...

(Laughter sold separately.)

© 2014 Mark Richard Prime

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