GAME OF THORNS THEOFF SKY: Now we climb as if the castle was just over that ridge, which should be barren of any savage beasts! SNIVEL: Should be a genius plan, then, sire. THEOFF SKY: Of course it's genius, silly knave! Off with your head! SNIVEL: My liege, you made a law yesterday that said you were done executing people and anyone caught executing would they themselves be executed. THEOFF SKY: Well that was stupid! SNIVEL: Yet fortunate for me, eh? THEOFF SKY: Everybody prefers an execution of another over themselves! SNIVEL: It stands to reason, and your favorable ratings are through the roof, oh divine One! The people Love you more for not killing them! THEOFF SKY: Splendid! Give them cake and ice cream to eat! They'll be so overjoyed that they'll forget all about war, starvation, corruption and truth! Enough rope to hang themselves... SNIVEL: Yes, oh mighty king, you are the fairest in all of the land! THEOFF SKY: I need to look better than I ...
(The Weaver's Song)