---BE YOUR OWN SAVIOR IN 9 EASY STEPS! IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED FOR ANY REASON, YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK, GUARANTEED--- 9 STEPS TO SELF-SAVIOR 1. Breathe. 2. Be. 3. Laugh.. 4. Breathe. 5. Believe. 6. Remember. 7. Breathe. 8. Be. 9. Laugh. With each lesson learned you get a pop-in visit from Captain Obvious, and it's free of charge. If you act in the next five minutes, make it a good one, because we're rather tired of your bull shit guarantees. Mark Captain Obvious... (Laughter sold separately.) © 2014 Mark Richard Prime
(The Weaver's Song)